Silver Tongue

Jan 30

phoneus:

lilith-adonai:

phoneus:

tumblypoos… have you guys heard of this tv show Family Guy??? it’s literal shitposting omg,, it’s basically thebootydiaries except it started in like 2000?? and it’s ANIMATED it’s total animation porn to look at??? how do you guys,,, not know about this it’s fucking precious?? there’s an evil gay baby stewie he’s a sinnamon roll??? WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

This post stopped my milk production and now i cant breastfeed

this is THE funniest reply on this post thread closed

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gengaraesthetic:

Mom: who’s texting you?  You’re smiling at your phone :)

My screen:

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When you’re stuck in overtime for 30 minutes and you stuck to the payload for the whole time while narrowly avoiding death

charadreemurr:

pishposh-habberdash:

EXTREMELY CURSED IMAGE

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Anonymous asked: WHOM'ST

bigtea123:

wroughtornot:

pochowek:

Y’AIN’T’D’VE

THOU’M’STN’T’VE

Yall

y'ain’t’d’ve doesn’t make sense. “you all are not would have” isn’t a proper sentence.

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unsends:

me: idgaf
narrator: they did, in fact, gaf

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