Silver Tongue

Jan 30

clientsfromhell:

Client: I need a pie chart for a Prezi with these percentages.

Me: Got it!

Client: Leave some space in the chart, though - we might need to add some categories later. 

Me: …You don’t understand how a pie chart works, do you? 

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eyeofthetaiga-deactivated201704 asked: oh my god im so dumb... for the longest time i thought your icon was gabriel with really pouty lips wearing red lipstick

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queenlypirate:

bumblebeebats:

baetology:

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

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blackgirlsvevo:

tumblr app: *crashes*

me: grow up

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