Silver Tongue

Jun 10

wingdingsandbrokenstrings:

axolola:

runyons6:

headspace-hotel:

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

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why would you leave this in the tags, your gramps is a Legend

true red necks fought for OSHA, unions and labor rights

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roradraws:

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a redemption arc that would have been great to see.

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finished a little avatar comic I’ve been working on. 🌎💨🔥🌊

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storm-cloud-dancer:

lesbianazula:

Sokka and Zuko planning to jailbreak the most secure prison in the world with no plan:

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listen, on their own both sokka and zuko are a weird combination of genius ‘hyper competence’ and ‘blooper reel’ madness, one of them is a budding warrior/scientist/strategist, the other a part time ninja that breaks in/out of impenetrable fortresses on the regular, but put them together you get two dorks that somehow always fall up

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gallusrostromegalus:

asharomi:

supreme-leader-stoat:

mothman-flaptual:

i-am-the-broken-bride:

dealanexmachina:

inner-sakura:

jabberwockypie:

callmebliss:

runcibility:

bigdickfartsapolka:

unatkozorobotok:

tilthat:

TIL about the unifying cube rule theory that claims to settle not only the “Is a hotdog a sandwich?” question, but many other similar food debates.

via reddit.com

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This puts the hotdog not in the sandwich category, but in the taco area.

I mean…

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… they’re not wrong

That looks delicious. I want it.

It also suggests pizza is toast, and an apple pie is a calzone.

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TACO SAUSAGE!

This suggests that cannelloni and burritos are sushi.

Open face sandwiches are toast you heard it here folks!

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Behold, sushi.

Diogenes is rolling in his grave

I think Cube Starch Theory is on the right track but the naming is off.  Perhaps the name should be of the oldest food that exists in that configuration, that being the origin ‘species’. i.e.

1. Flatbread
2. Sandwich
3. Taco (there is probably “food folded into starch” older than this but it’s not coming to mind right now)
4. Wrap
5. Bowl
6. Dumpling

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razzberrysheep:
“*hands you a hobbit* *hands you a hobbit* *hands you a h
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razzberrysheep:

*hands you a hobbit* *hands you a hobbit* *hands you a h

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Jun 09

“How did you fuck up this campaign so much that NONE of yall are the main characters?” — a very tired DM to all the players (via yourplayersaidwhat)

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dumbdiscodragon:

note-a-bear:

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If I see anyone I know falling for this naked, brazen, bullshit stunt, I will scream

Wasn’t it like? A month ago? When they fired a Black man (Chris Smalls) for standing up for worker rights? And then when they realized it looked bad they decided to do a smear campaign calling him “not smart” and “inarticulate” and accusing him of all kinds of nonsense? Remember that transparent ass racist bullshit? All these companies want the credit without doing the work, but especially Amazon.

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