Silver Tongue

Aug 08

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satanshornydick:
a-mended-mind:
heartlit:
citoyenprouvaire:
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
suits
lacy lingerie
eyeliner
•blood of your enemies
•flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up
glasses
This post went from zero to ten back to zero real fast

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bucketofchum:

vann-haal:
the-goddamazon:
thesushiowl:
An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time passes. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.
“I can’t,” the immortal says.
“Why not?” the lover asks.
“I’m already sharing my power.”
“With who?”
The immortal looks down. “My cat.”
COLD BLOODED
I FUCKING LOST IT
@syntaxeme

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the-midnight-blues:

I gotta go, my date is here

(Source: other-hawkeye, via revscarecrow)

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seananmcguire:

vampireapologist:
strazdiscordia:
theladytrickster:
Do you…do you not know…anything about Irish faeries…no, no, don’t do that…
@vampireapologist Worst idea ever
I’m gonna need some detailed information on this product’s production company to convince me that the Sidhe didn’t make this themselves.
Do not do.
I am a professional faerieologist at this point, and I say DO NOT DO.

This is the worst idea I’ve seen since the hello kitty Ouija Board.

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