thatshowthefuckyousound asked: I disagree with you on bismuth, people would would kill you and your family/friends don't deserve second chances.
Lapis tried to drown steven and peridot tried to kill him on multiple occasions. Also, we aren’t talking about humans which you would have a point, we are talking about gems. Gems which can be incapacitated in a non lethal way. roses sword is specifically made to incapacitate them without killing them.
like imagine him sliding across the bed and into his office
Impress them with your love-making then impress them with your law-making.
#what the fuck was wrong with thomas jefferson honestly
Wait for real I’ve been to Monticello and he didn’t sleep laying down, HE SLEPT SITTING UP and would just casually sit on his ass with his legs out in front of him and fall asleep. He purposely custom made his bed too short for his body to fully lie down. Oh and the second he woke up he would jump out of bed and write down the temperature because he was fucking insane.
also the reasons there are dark stains on the floor is because he submerged his feet in ice water every morning since he thought it would prevent illness (and there’s a real reason for sleeping upright: due to the sorts of foods people ate he slept upright to help with indigestion!)
