Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.
It was only after they invaded that the aliens realized, to their horror, that humans had superior technology in all things, except inter-planetary spaceflight.
did anybody ever know what was going on with education standards in hogwarts
like aside from math being a FUCKING ELECTIVE, is what lockhart’s second years learned completely different from what lupin’s second years learned? and like what were the OWL and NEWT scores for lockhart’s year? did snape cover the same material as slughorn because there was at least some bare bones standards for what had to be covered every year? were transfiguration and charms and herbology the only classes to be graded consistently and fairly? did anyone actually know what they were doing? was dumbledore just playing video games up in his office?
If it doesn’t make sense you could just pull the “a wizard did it” card and it wouldn’t be inaccurate.
the World Boss Capitalism has 1,951,484 hp, but it also has a companion boss called The State and that boss has 2,487,313 hp and if you don’t get them both to 0 at about the same time they just start spamming shields & heals on each other & The State starts using OHKO attacks on your entire group
Defeating capitalism can’t be that hard. How much HP does it have?
We’d have finished this raid by now if SOMEONE didn’t keep splitting the party
Fourth International, rushing in alone: “LEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOON TRRROOOOOTSSKKKYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!”
