Silver Tongue

Jan 28

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norwayspruce:
sillysurgeon:
jacgayline:
someone think of a funny current caption for this 2006 era joke
tfw the table is pushed in too close to the chair
i vacuum the bugs out of the air with my mouth
my eyes are missiles, my breath–bullets. i am your doom

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temmiechang:

animated a rooster for animonthly thing on twitter

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hollyfhtagn:

the-paper-dragon:
onderdog:
stardust-is-here:
taxmandeathmatch:
sexint:
Barron Trump outchea drawing big anime tiddies on the daily. I knew he was our guy.
Diverse group of friends with big tit
IS THAT BIG HERO 6
I CANT BELIEVE
IM
holy shit

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weavemama:

obama’s wife was disrespected, his daughters were disrespected, HE was disrespected but he never resorted to acting like 5 year old on social media and to the press

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stevenrwbyverse:

silver-tongues-blog:
chefpyro:
timurmurtazin:
silver-tongues-blog:
How did yaint become a meme? It’s literally just something we say to shorten four words into one
Y a i n t
#yaint gotta know why
The worst part is that yaint using it right. Yaint means “you all are not” meaning whereas in this context it would translate to “you all are not gotta know why” which isn’t a proper sentence. If you want to say it right it would be more like “yaint gonna know why”
I thought yaint stood for y'all ain’t. “Y'all ain’t gotta know why” sounded pretty ok to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That isn’t right either. It would be “yall don’t gotta know why” dont =/= aint

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