Silver Tongue

Aug 05

just-shower-thoughts:
Christian people say, “no one is born gay”, but no one is born Christian either.
whoop there it is

(via wuffleton)

“I was always a crybaby, wasn’t I?”

(via taffybuns)

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“That’s not my problem that it doesn’t fit!”

It’s your house and you bought the product so, uh, yeah it kind of is your problem.

“This item is not a good product and I am going to leave a review not only about it but your company as well! This product was NOT good and I am NOT satisfied.”

You’re telling me it’s not a good product and yet you’ve also told me you bought it four times. So…?

No tumblr, I don’t want any fucking Funyuns.

(Source: ridiculouscake)

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ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot

(Source: lauramercierbodyscrub, via thatsthat24)

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