True! According to Wikipedia, he tongue is too big for he gotdamn mouth, so much so that it actually extends into his abdomen. Similarly, his front claws are too big for walking and he uses his tail as counterbalance so he can walk on his hind legs. Pangolins are delightfully weird little creatures
tbh as awesome as that scene from Zootopia is I can’t help but laugh a little at Judy’s “It’s not a bunny would go savage” since rabbits can be really fucking aggressive meanwhile foxes are typically afraid of everything.
As someone who breeds angora rabbits AND owns a pet fox, I can 100% verify this. Rabbits can and will fuck you up. I had a rabbit named Hazard–you could not safely reach into her cage without welding gloves, because she would lunge and latch onto your arm and shake her head like a fucking dog. I have SCARS from rabbits.
My fox, meanwhile, is afraid of the dark. He’s afraid of the vacuum cleaner. He fears grasshoppers and cats. He fears strangers. He fears rabbits.
tfw you hate yourself and feel inadequate but then it turns out your friend hates themselves too and feels inadequate except what the fuck they don’t deserve that
Okay, if Gryffindor is the house of doing stupid, maybe dangerous things because it’s fun, Slytherin is the house of doing the same things because fuck you, Sarah, don’t tell me what not to do
And Ravenclaws do stupid, dangerous things sometimes because SCIENCE!!
Hufflepuffs do stupid, dangerous things because our friends are doing it and SOMEONE responsible better be involved
You know, this description actually makes sorting a hell of a lot easier.
so then Gryffindor: stupid and dangerous Slytherine: stupid and dangerous FUCK YOU Ravenclae: Stupid and dangerous science Hufflepuff: Stupid and dangerous responsibly
