Silver Tongue

Dec 29

(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via newbarrk)

namebrandpigeon:
I’ll never forget the time I was waiting for my friend by the bathroom in the mall I watched a guy go into the men’s room empty handed, and when he came out he had an ice cream cone
im gonna scream

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6balls:

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

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overlord-puffin:

grawly:
grawly:
shoutout to the League of Legends macOS client daisychaining three fucking apps with slightly different icons that break if you launch the wrong one first

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somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

missalsfromiram:
This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good
The government is supposed to be doing shit for us. Demand it.

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gaaraofsburbia:

himbofisher:
Cultural context is doing a lot of heavy lifting for this ambiguous sentence; but misreading it on the first go has ruined my life

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