STOP USING FAT PEOPLE AS A REASON TO BE “DISGUSTED” WITH AMERICA
literally we have imperialism, state-sponosred genocide, white supremacy, violent transmisogyny/homophobia and a crumbling education system that’s failing our children lmao take your pick
if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”
No no no. This is so problematic because chicken nuggets has a different number of syllables, and it’s going to throw the whole song off. You have to pick a one syllable word. Like bears.
“Then he looks at bears, bears look at me, I look at bears and we look at bears.”
- R. Kelley, Trapped in the Closet ch. 7
I KISSED A BEAR AND I LIKED IT
doncha wish ur bearfriend was a freak like me
HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR BEARFRIEND
Bear was a bear, bear was a bear, can I make it any more obvious
My milkshakes bring all the bears to the yard and they’re like it’s better than yours
shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches
how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball
my favorite thing about cartoons is when you can tell the artists are starting to get used to drawing the character and suddenly they’re way cuter than before.
