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“ WAIT I JUST REALIZED
THIS IS A CANON VERSION OF THE “DRAW MULTIPLE VARIATIONS/BREEDS OF YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON” MEME
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beckyhop:

WAIT I JUST REALIZED

THIS IS A CANON VERSION OF THE “DRAW MULTIPLE VARIATIONS/BREEDS OF YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON” MEME

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I have already discussed this.  Fed ex stole our truck to slander our good name. 

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just destroy any competition. yeah i see you..

That’s how we roll

Now this is a shipping war I could get behind.

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Pokémon Adapted to the Alola Region

Some Pokémon have adapted to the distinctive microclimates of the Alola region, taking on different forms than they have in other regions. These Pokémon are called regional variants. Taking root in the Alola region, they live like native Pokémon. Regional variant Pokémon can have different appearances and types, and their ways of living can also differ from that of the forms previously known.

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The environment of the Alola region, where strong sunlight pours down all year round, brought about this change in Exeggutor’s form. The people of Alola boast that the Alolan Exeggutor is the true form of Exeggutor.

Unlike other Exeggutor, the Alolan Exeggutor has a fourth head—on its tail! This fourth head controls the tail independently and can take on opponents to the rear that can’t be reached by the main heads’ attacks.

This Pokémon excels at whipping its long neck like a lash to attack with its hard heads. But that neck can sometimes become a weakness… 

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It is said that Vulpix came to the Alola region together with humans, but the Fox Pokémon moved to the snowy mountain peaks to avoid the normal habitats of other Pokémon, and thus it ended up taking on this form.

These Alolan Vulpix live on high mountains that remain covered in snow year-round. They live in small packs of two to five individuals, helping one another survive.

Alolan Vulpix can freeze anything solid by expelling breath at a temperature of −58 degrees Fahrenheit (−50° C) from its mouth. It doesn’t fare well in the heat, but when the temperature gets too high, it produces ice from its tail to lower the surrounding temperature.

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Alolan Ninetales live on a snowy peak that is revered in the Alola region as a holy mountain. They are treated as sacred emissaries, and people meet them with awe and fear. This Pokémon’s personality is extremely gentle, and at times it has helped humans who seem to be in distress. However, it shows no mercy at all to anyone or anything that dares to damage its territory!

The Alolan Ninetales is able to produce ice crystals from the fur that covers its body. It can use these ice crystals to block attacks, or it can form balls of ice with them, which it fires like bullets at opponents. The power of these ice missiles is great enough to pulverize rock!

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Sandshrew have historically lived in desert areas. But the frequent eruptions of nearby volcanoes drove the Sandshrew to abandon the desert and migrate to snowy mountains, where they took on this form.

Sandshrew’s body changed to adapt to the harsh environment of the snowy mountains. The Alolan Sandshrew has a shell of ice covering its skin, which is like hard steel. It excels defensively, but it lacks flexibility and can’t curl its body into a ball like a Ground-type Sandshrew can.

Its heavy weight makes the Alolan Sandshrew slower than a normal Sandshrew, but the claws on its hands and feet allow it to move across ice without slipping. When it wants to move quickly, it uses its stomach to slide across the ice like a curling rock.

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The Alolan Sandshrew of the snowy mountains evolve into Alolan Sandslash with spiny backs that are covered in ice. Thanks to their icy coating, these spines are large and sharp. Alolan Sandslash hide themselves in the snow when strong enemies appear, leaving only their needles exposed and ready for business.

The weight of the ice that covers its body makes these Alolan Sandslash heavier than normal Sandslash, and this causes them to be slower. Yet in snow fields and on ice, they move by creating a path with their claws, and so they’re able to move with swiftness.

The sprays of snow kicked up by Alolan Sandslash’s movements are so beautiful that many photographers head for the snowy peaks to capture the moment. However, Sandslash live deep in the mountains, and there is great danger of becoming stranded, so it’s forbidden to climb the mountains without permission.

Source: Pokemon.com 

The Alolan forms

I AM SOBBING

So… is no one gonna talk about how lazy this is?

no. we’re not, because people have been asking for regional variations for years. plus this is a test for the future of pokemon. we have 800+ unique characters. If regional variations fails we might see the end of new pokemon. The story will end and the whole series will simply be rebooted

How is reimagining a known species for how it would adapt to a completely different climate lazy? Like Fickle said, this has been asked for for years, and there have already been dozens of new species of Pokemon introduced for 7th gen.  Regional variation isn’t lazy, it’s adding an extra layer to what’s already there without taking away from anything else.

 Some people will never be happy I swear.  Entirely new Pokemon? Lazy designs, too complicated, too simplistic.  New mechanics to improve or breathe fresh life into existing Pokemon?  Lazy ideas, stealing from Digimon, uninspired, out of ideas.

It’s the main reason that I HATE Genwunners.  Borderline irrational hate.  If you think it’s lazy to be adding further variation among nearly 800 unique species, many of which have further variation based off of gender or locale, after 20 years of success, good for you.  Quit bitching about it and go make something that you feel is less lazy.  You’ll be amazed how much better it can feel to be productive than it is to just complain.

Never forget that gen1 had two Pokémon that were the exact same except male and female. That is pretty fucking lazy. Nidoran male and nidoran female. How fucking lazy can you get?

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I love the new customization option

I love the new customization option