Silver Tongue

Aug 01

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williamdewey:

are u a chowder or flapjack type person? billy & mandy or fosters home? fairly oddparents or jimmy neutron??

All of them

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shelgon:

Pokémon Adapted to the Alola Region

Some Pokémon have adapted to the distinctive microclimates of the Alola region, taking on different forms than they have in other regions. These Pokémon are called regional variants. Taking root in the Alola region, they live like native Pokémon. Regional variant Pokémon can have different appearances and types, and their ways of living can also differ from that of the forms previously known.

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The environment of the Alola region, where strong sunlight pours down all year round, brought about this change in Exeggutor’s form. The people of Alola boast that the Alolan Exeggutor is the true form of Exeggutor.

Unlike other Exeggutor, the Alolan Exeggutor has a fourth head—on its tail! This fourth head controls the tail independently and can take on opponents to the rear that can’t be reached by the main heads’ attacks.

This Pokémon excels at whipping its long neck like a lash to attack with its hard heads. But that neck can sometimes become a weakness… 

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It is said that Vulpix came to the Alola region together with humans, but the Fox Pokémon moved to the snowy mountain peaks to avoid the normal habitats of other Pokémon, and thus it ended up taking on this form.

These Alolan Vulpix live on high mountains that remain covered in snow year-round. They live in small packs of two to five individuals, helping one another survive.

Alolan Vulpix can freeze anything solid by expelling breath at a temperature of −58 degrees Fahrenheit (−50° C) from its mouth. It doesn’t fare well in the heat, but when the temperature gets too high, it produces ice from its tail to lower the surrounding temperature.

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Alolan Ninetales live on a snowy peak that is revered in the Alola region as a holy mountain. They are treated as sacred emissaries, and people meet them with awe and fear. This Pokémon’s personality is extremely gentle, and at times it has helped humans who seem to be in distress. However, it shows no mercy at all to anyone or anything that dares to damage its territory!

The Alolan Ninetales is able to produce ice crystals from the fur that covers its body. It can use these ice crystals to block attacks, or it can form balls of ice with them, which it fires like bullets at opponents. The power of these ice missiles is great enough to pulverize rock!

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Sandshrew have historically lived in desert areas. But the frequent eruptions of nearby volcanoes drove the Sandshrew to abandon the desert and migrate to snowy mountains, where they took on this form.

Sandshrew’s body changed to adapt to the harsh environment of the snowy mountains. The Alolan Sandshrew has a shell of ice covering its skin, which is like hard steel. It excels defensively, but it lacks flexibility and can’t curl its body into a ball like a Ground-type Sandshrew can.

Its heavy weight makes the Alolan Sandshrew slower than a normal Sandshrew, but the claws on its hands and feet allow it to move across ice without slipping. When it wants to move quickly, it uses its stomach to slide across the ice like a curling rock.

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The Alolan Sandshrew of the snowy mountains evolve into Alolan Sandslash with spiny backs that are covered in ice. Thanks to their icy coating, these spines are large and sharp. Alolan Sandslash hide themselves in the snow when strong enemies appear, leaving only their needles exposed and ready for business.

The weight of the ice that covers its body makes these Alolan Sandslash heavier than normal Sandslash, and this causes them to be slower. Yet in snow fields and on ice, they move by creating a path with their claws, and so they’re able to move with swiftness.

The sprays of snow kicked up by Alolan Sandslash’s movements are so beautiful that many photographers head for the snowy peaks to capture the moment. However, Sandslash live deep in the mountains, and there is great danger of becoming stranded, so it’s forbidden to climb the mountains without permission.

Source: Pokemon.com 

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chefpyro:

Tbh all the “adapted” pokemon look fucking weird and my mind subconsciously wants to reject their existence

People have been making variant Pokémon for years and it’s finally canon. Imagine if this carries over to when they remake diamond and pearl

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worthworm:
“silver-tongues-blog:
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“ Barn war!
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But wait, doesn’t water hitting a spoon splash back to the one the spoon is facing? Couldn’t peridot use the spoon as a shield?
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YOU’RE RIGHT
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worthworm:

silver-tongues-blog:

worthworm:

Barn war!

But wait, doesn’t water hitting a spoon splash back to the one the spoon is facing? Couldn’t peridot use the spoon as a shield?

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YOU’RE RIGHT

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creativereadingfanfiction:
“ hiphopocliedes:
“ a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or...

creativereadingfanfiction:

hiphopocliedes:

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

I love this description of tumblr.

WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY YOUTUBE TABS OPEN!?

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ragecomics4you:
“ Raven has solved the vegans/meat eaters problem back in 2003.
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ragecomics4you:

Raven has solved the vegans/meat eaters problem back in 2003.

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caligulasaquariums:

Whoever decided baby sour cream should say “meh” in that grown ass mans voice deserves a fucking raise

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toytowns:

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coffeemages:

Omg can y'all imagine the amazing Twitter meltdown Trump is going to have if Hillary wins?

ok seriously Bernie Supporters, if you’re not swayed by the fact third party voting will enable him…Vote Hillary just to watch the epic shit fit Trump’s gonna throw when he loses

now I’m motivated

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quartz-poker:
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“ kitykite:
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“ cirrus-sky:
“ elasticitymudflap:
“ the great wall of china was built specifically to keep matt damon out
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Spoiler: it failed
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He’s been to Mars and back, the wall stood no chance.
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And the...

quartz-poker:

the-ink-pad:

kitykite:

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cirrus-sky:

elasticitymudflap:

the great wall of china was built specifically to keep matt damon out

Spoiler: it failed

He’s been to Mars and back, the wall stood no chance.

And the CIA has been hunting for him around the western world for years, with no success.

Some say he is a fallen angel that escaped even the wrath of god.

But why does he keep having to get rescued?

Perhaps he’s trying to escape but the earth is his cosmic prison

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