Silver Tongue

Jan 21

straight people writing a gay character

hetphobia:

22 year old jack, named after jack twist from brokeback mountain, wearing stylish pink clothes mainly gucci and shades with a typical popular fuckboy-like blonde hairstyle and ear piercings and bright blue eyes: OH MY GAGA! cheyenne, you cant just go on your date with eric in THAT! this is a fashion EMERGANCY!!!!! eric is soooo into you and me, a boy expert, knows all to well that you need a cashmere scarf to go with that shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! youll get laid in NO TIME

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engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

in-fi-ni:

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a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

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a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

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huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

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also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

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this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

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a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

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the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of  your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

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HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

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there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

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mintyfreshsquids:
“ Give me attention™
Also Lil transparent,, kappa mod,, cause,, 10/10 love drawing them
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mintyfreshsquids:

Give me attention™

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Also Lil transparent,, kappa mod,, cause,, 10/10 love drawing them

theasexualanarchist:
“ thisishangingrockcomics:
“ 27450383:
“ @thisishangingrockcomics
”
Farm equipment association going hard w the truisms
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This is the most southern gothic thing I have fucking seen
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theasexualanarchist:

thisishangingrockcomics:

27450383:

@thisishangingrockcomics

Farm equipment association going hard w the truisms

This is the most southern gothic thing I have fucking seen

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riu-sen:
“ Water Witch Lazuli III
aka my excuse to draw her in this
”

riu-sen:

Water Witch Lazuli III 

aka my excuse to draw her in this

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the-paper-dragon:

I am a dude with a boyfriend.

We’re both Asian.

We went on a bus and sat in front of two girls.

I kissed behind his ear (and then he punched me in the arm, he’s shy in public) and I heard one of them whisper to the other something along the lines of “We get to see close up yaoi on here!”.

(Neither of us are even Japanese)

I was kinda offended, so I took my boyfriend by the hand and left.

It made us feel very uncomfortable.

I just want to say:

Our love and relationship isn’t for your entertainment.

Nor is it here for you to fetishize and sexualize.

Please just keep your “yaoi xDD” to just fiction, and please do not call us “yaoi”.

Many dismiss this as not a problem, which I find rude as they have never experienced this so they don’t really have much to say against this.

Thank you for reading.

- Submitted by Anonymous

* ^^^ Sorry to hear that anon D: that’s pretty terrible.

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dewchild:

I can guarantee you that approximately 0% of people who are going to protest within the next few days are expecting trump to just be like “oops! Y'all got me! I’ll resign” because that’s not the point. Protesting can’t automatically undo what has already been done, but it does send a message of distaste, shows that people will make noise if they sense injustice, and signifies that citizens will continue to protest as worse things (may) happen. It’s a response, not a plea

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