a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time
okay. in homestuck canon, ICP wins the 2024 presidential election. however, this is only after guy fieri weasels his way into the supreme court somehow, and only after the media intentionally turns world politics into a total joke. they also establish a juggalo party several years before they win.
so ICP marching on DC in 2016 while the media covers Trump and Hillary and there’s a vacancy in the supreme court is, actually, right in time with the predictions of homestuck. other than the fact that the condensce has not revealed herself, everything’s on time.
Does that mean if we get guy fiery in the Supreme Court we can Kickstart the apocalypse?
