Many epic tales are about a hero on a quest to obtain a mystical object. LOTR is the only one where the hero owns the mystical object at the start and goes on a quest to dispose of it.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
how cool is this.
Can we talk about how they drugged spiders
Maybe I should stop drinking so much coffee and do LSD isntead
How is the LSD web the only one that isn’t fucked up
LSD: i must dive into the center, into the center the abyss to paradise each thread is another me in another universe and we all go to a central goal into the darkness thats a rainbow the threads speak to me we all go toward the center if i go sideways i will DIE. can’t go sideways. musn’t go sideways i will only go through the center. ok… good… through the center and all is well… ::inhales::… ::exhales::
(3 hours later in the center of spiderweb) ::stares blankly into the void::
MESCALINE: dude idk. i mean life is just so beautiful you know .. nature is as precise as this web i’m making and i am but one strand.. … oh my god.. OH MY GOD.. ::forgets about building web and cries after witnessing a double rainbow::
HASH: dude… i am so focused right now. don’t bother me dawg i’m buildin this web it’s gotta be perfect. fuck. im hungry. hey yo is that a fly?
CAFFEINE: WEB! web! WEB! web! WEB! WEB! webweb! WEB! WEB! WEBB! WEB WEB WEB WEB! WEB! WEB WEB WEB WEB! WEB! WEB WEB! WEB! WEB!
This just got better.
(via rosexknight)
anime is gross
WTF??? Recon Corps, get your 3D Maneuver Gear!!! Kill La Killers, get your Senketsus!!!! Bleaches get your Bankai!!! Dangan Ronpas, get your teddy bears!! Sword Art Online players, get your disposable female characters
(via robustquestioner)
*Has lived in the same house for 9 years*
*Still doesn’t know which light switch is which*
(via thatsthat24)
cookiesnmork asked: can you make a photo-shop thingy using a pickle and whatever else you want?
frqp:
junkrat sadstuck in whcih someone bathes him and he just dissolves….theres no boy underneath the grime thre never was
th is is a good post but I can’t believe someone used sadstuck to describe a thing in a fandom that isnt homestuck in this, the year of our lord, 0 AH
sadstuck is eternal. show me a term that better describes “pathetic needless angst for the sake of angst reblog if u crie every time” and maybe we can use that but until then sadstuck has transcended its original context and i wont stand for anyone shitting on it
ideas and AUs being named ____stuck goes beyond homestuck,, it left its mark on the Internet, it’s eternal
Eternalstuck
(Source: lesbianshadowcat, via robustquestioner)
I was dressed as Sailor Moon running through a supermarket from Queen Barrel with a protector. I fell into a pit and there my BF at the time turned into a horseshoe crab and said he’d protect me. When the bad guys came he gave me a chance to escape. I found my protector again and said we couldn’t leave without my BF. Then, a shopping cart came around the corner and somehow I knew it was my BF. My protector threw me into the shopping cart and I woke up as all of us started running across the parking lot.
I was playing a game inside of some house where you had to take millennium items from YGH and put them in different spots of the house in order to seal them off from the bad guys. Except, then the house suddenly wasn’t a house at all it was a boat and I was working with Pirates to get some sort of treasure at the bottom of the seat. The treasure turned out to be a chest full of gold and razors, except they were golden at all they were plated. My pirate boat was apparently a houseboat and the pirate captain got really annoyed when I took one razor more than the other members of his crew. But then I figured out that the razors were in gold at all they were just goldplated and I woke up before the pirate captain could get mad.
I don’t know what either of these dreams say about my deepest desires but I’m basically convinced that horseshoe crabs are my spirit animals.
I once had a dream where I was kidnapped and forced to join a cult lead by him from ppg, jack noire frpm homestuck and Jack from Billy and Mandy (so I’m pretty sure hims real name was jack) and we had to break into SeaWorld to save a sasquach who ended up being an advanced alien.
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can we replace the kardashians tv show with keeping up with the obamas because i’m gonna miss them a lot and i still wanna know what they’re doing all the time. how are the dogs? where does the family travel? what sort of hobbies has michelle taken up in addition to captivating the world with her intelligence, grace, and charm? what are the girls accomplishing? is obama still flirting with biden??? i need to know
(Source: sirenswansong, via robustquestioner)
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