Silver Tongue

Jul 27

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scotchtapeofficial:

i had a dream last night that it was peridot’s birthday so to celebrate they finally fixed the tracking system on pokemon go

i was so excited i literally woke up to text my friends that it was fixed but when i opened my eyes i realized it was a dream

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

I am positively irate. Due to some misinformation provided to me by the financial aid counselor, I now owe the school $210

So it turns out the college was what glitched and now I’m trying to get my money back.

I have to wait half a week in order to get my money back

(via silver-tongues-blog)

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silver-tongues-blog:

I am positively irate. Due to some misinformation provided to me by the financial aid counselor, I now owe the school $210

So it turns out the college was what glitched and now I’m trying to get my money back.

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emaleigh42:

skidar:

hntrgurl13:

skidar:

rashkah:

zooophagous:

hashtagdion:

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*

YES, DAMMIT

And Steve Irwin is showering them all with affection

But does every Stingray go to heaven? I mean, what if Steve Irwin just randomly came across the Stingray that killed him?

Steve would probably pat it and say ‘Sorry I spooked you mate, gosh your a beauty! You must have grown three times since I last saw you!’ 

this is a pure post

(Source: myboyfriendpetebuttigieg, via robustquestioner)

memewhore:

madeupmonkeyshit:

???WHO SAID THAT????

Here you go…

(Source: no, via robustquestioner)

I am positively irate. Due to some misinformation provided to me by the financial aid counselor, I now owe the school $210