Silver Tongue

Jan 20

lazili:
“ vriska before I have to start packing aah
”

lazili:

vriska before I have to start packing aah

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tinylamp:

you:

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me:

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unduplicism:
“LOL BYE.
”

unduplicism:

LOL BYE.

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clientsfromhell:

Me: Hi, I’m just following up on your call. What did you…

The client interrupts me sharply. 

Client: Look.  I’m DRIVING. I don’t like talking on the phone when I’m driving, DEAR. You’re just going to have to call me back when I’m done.

Me: OK. You have a fantastic day.

Protip: if you don’t want to answer the phone when you’re driving, DON’T PICK UP! 

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