Silver Tongue

Jan 19

the phrase “she’s got it goin on like donkey kong” implies that donkey kong has a fat ass.

vilepluff:

beelmango:

vilepluff:

to be frank that isn’t something I’d like to think about.

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he does tho???

I SAID I WOULD NOT LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT.

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its-just-a-phage:

fitzefitcher:

n0rma1-people-sxare-me:

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

#this is team skull

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!”
One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?”
He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!”
Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?”
And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits”
And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

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2srooky:
“ You can only reblog this today.
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2srooky:

You can only reblog this today.

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When you’re trapped in Zarya’s Ult and you hear “FIRE IN THE HOLE!”

bambewgai:

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