Silver Tongue

Jul 26

#savage

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jemthecrystalgem:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

What a time to be alive

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werewolfmonkey:

just-shower-thoughts:

I’ve never seen an angel depicted with a moustache.

Now you have

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sugilite

patternedclouds:

miraculoustang:

ok bringing this back cause of this page from the Guide to the Crystal Gems:

“three becomes a bit of a party”

PARTY CANON CONFIRMED

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moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

what in the shitting hell is a whalewolf. like at least a shark and an octopus both live in the ocean

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GODDAMNED SHIT NONE OF THESE ANIMALS GO TOGETHER

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MERMANTULA 

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eneko-wweh:

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

I will always love this post

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claidilady:

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we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:

They took the idea of parents being proud of their child and wanting to have lots of memories of him growing up and tried to twist it into something bad.

I’m screaming I saw this and my mind was immediately like LOSS.JPG

Can someone redraw this but replace the cells with disposable cameras because THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE AND PARENTS ALWAYS TAKE PHOTOS OF THEIR CHILDREN

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