Silver Tongue

Jul 26

Totally legit Leaked Steven Universe screenshots

lastflunky:
excuse me you forgot one

takethebulletsoutyourson:
eternalgirlscout:
i think it’s really Cool how there are so many ways to express emphasis™ on tumblr and they’re all c o m p l e t e l y different it’s #wild
#E m p h a s i s™
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(via robustquestioner)

Jul 25

Fated

mana-ramp-matoran:

985374:
officialpaizo:
raptorchick:
“Fated”
Written by Jasmine Walls
Illustrated by Amy Phillips
(X)
Someone finally did a comic for that D&D facebook post.
That was marvelous! Loved it.

(Source: mythjae.wordpress.com, via deep-sea-prince)

prettyboyshyflizzy:

schmaniel:
deehenn:
prettyboyshyflizzy:
Really puts life and missed opportunities into perspective. Don’t end up like yahoo take your opportunities as they come
Missed opportunities like a bitch
I don’t know which is dumber, Microsoft thinking Yahoo was worth $40B in 2008, or Yahoo thinking it was worth more than $40B in 2008.
They were offering 40 because Microsoft wanted yahoos infrastructure and resources to make their own search engine bing to compete with google.

And now yahoo bought tumblr and is salty when they find out its pretty much snake oil

(via deep-sea-prince)

unfaggy:

unfaggy:
“ñ” not being used in English confuses me so much…. it would make things simpler

(via dan-mcneely)

[video]

Anonymous asked: is jake gyllenhaal gay??

dailynarnia:

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

jaclcfrost:

nothing will ever even come close to touching the humor + perfect execution of the question “is jake gyllenhaal gay?” being met with the response “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this”

(Source: greelin, via thatsthat24)

pearlygoat:

Draw the squad

(via bloodsbane)

nightspeed:

Me as a thief: Steals the US Constitution. Replaces it with a perfect forgery, except the Second Amendment has been edited from “the right to bear arms” to “the right to bare arms.” Breaking News the next day: Nation has been misreading the Constitution for over 200 years. Historians mortified. Politicians scramble to save face. Gun control laws go into effect nationwide. School principals trying to punish high school girls for wearing tank tops get slapped with a lawsuit for violating their Second Amendment right to bare arms. I fall asleep on a mountain of money in my mansion in the Bahamas. Suck it Nicolas Cage.

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