I love Rogue One’s ending because it means less than twelve hours before A New Hope began, Darth Vadar was inches away from boarding Tantive IV before it blasted away. Like, he watched it leave.
When Leia starts blasting off about being on a diplomatic mission, she’s not only lying out her ass, she’s really fucking lying out of her ass. She’s throwing spaghetti at the space police just to see if anything sticks.
Meet Queen Andromeda. So jealous of the sun and moon was she that one day she plucked them from the sky and hoarded them away in her castle above the world. Doesn’t help that below her neck, she’s mostly dragon-ish.
people keep spreading the misinformation that Colin Mochrie’s daughter is named leia because star wars but she actually asked her parents for name suggestions and picked Kinley from the list they gave her, please respect her name?
Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.
