Silver Tongue

Jan 19

marthemacabre:
“ heithel:
“ fannibleh:
“ uobyugit:
“ not my family bitch
”
why am i crying
”
“Stay away of my territory” ”
THERE’S THE BANANA GUY
”

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

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strampunch:
“ hmas-sydney:
“ unbelievable-facts:
“Critics complained that Indian musician Daler Mehndi’s music was only popular because his videos featured beautiful women. Mehndi’s response was to create a video featuring only copies of himself...

strampunch:

hmas-sydney:

unbelievable-facts:

Critics complained that Indian musician Daler Mehndi’s music was only popular because his videos featured beautiful women. Mehndi’s response was to create a video featuring only copies of himself greenscreened in, leading to the creation of the “Tunak Tunak Tun” video.

Creates his most popular video just because people say he cant.

What a lad

posted the video because some people in Tumblr are too young to remember this masterpiece.

(via ryukodragon)

transvivienne:

transvivienne:

lucio tries befriending hana for all of 3 minutes before he is instantly overwhelmed by how genuinely murderous she is

hana: *explodes her 5th robot suit since moving to gibraltar that very afternoon* i play to fucking win

lucio:

image

(via wuffleton)

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writingandnerdshit:

whales-are-gay:

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

(via thatsthat24)

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stability:
“no but actually
”
Insurance fraud. Think about it, he leaves a kid home and he can blame it on the shuttle bus for leaving without the kid.

stability:

no but actually

Insurance fraud. Think about it, he leaves a kid home and he can blame it on the shuttle bus for leaving without the kid.

(via zeroyalviking)

silver-tongues-blog asked: Ech, sending an ask that's explicitly stated not to send is even worse than sending "questions?" when a blogger says something along the lines "ask me some questions, I'm bored."

pasteldaemon:

It’s the same tired old contrary ‘humor’ that’s been knocking about since forever, I guess there’ll always be at least one. =u=

it’s like the unfunny dad jokes. Like the ones that dads won’t even say.

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