Silver Tongue

Jul 25

alegbra:

communismkills-says:

communismkills:

Another reason why I always hated movies, even growing up, is that I hated how predictable everything is in a movie. You know the good guys are always going to win, especially in a children’s movie. You know the main characters are going to get together. That’s just how it is.

Apparently, this makes me ~emo~ or something, but I’ve only really enjoyed very dark films. But I guess that’s just how I am, too. I don’t laugh at people getting hurt by falling off a chair, I laugh at genocide jokes.

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*middle schooler voice* my humor is like….. really messed up…. like I laugh at really Fucked up stuff….. im just Fucked Up dude….

Okay Jared Leto, we get it

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

scraps-is-busy:
“CURSE YOU QUICK TIME EVENTS! Why are you so hard?
Even when I have the type advantage…
”

scraps-is-busy:

CURSE YOU QUICK TIME EVENTS! Why are you so hard?

Even when I have the type advantage…

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petite-pumpkin:
“Snail farm!
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petite-pumpkin:

Snail farm!

There is a direct correlation between people who don’t like milk and people who are short