Silver Tongue

Jul 25

just-shower-thoughts:

If I could get $241 from everyone in the US, I would be richer than Bill Gates.

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just-shower-thoughts:

Lasers were once the greatest scientific breakthrough in history,now we use them to play with cats.

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just-shower-thoughts:

if money can’t buy happiness why do I have to pay for my antidepressants?

Antidepressants don’t give happiness, it’s more like they give motivation and energy

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just-shower-thoughts:

Most people can eat the same breakfast, weeks in a row without a complaint. But the same dinner 2 days in a row? That’s not allowed.

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(Source: missazuki-blog, via thatsthat24)

calgoat:
“ Tiny Jade or strong Jade?
Choose one!
”

calgoat:

Tiny Jade or strong Jade?

Choose one!

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leonqueerwata:

“what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer” you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right

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Signs as Pokemon Go Gym Leaders:

just-shower-thoughts:

In the future, will sentient computers create temporary viruses to get high?

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