I can’t believe these people are upset about being “led on” by a fictional lesbian. Like this is parody level…
Trick straight people.
oh wow gee whiz i wonder if this feels half as bad as being queerbaited??
I can’t believe Blizzard just invented straightbaiting.
Straightbaiting needs to be a new thing. Let all characters seem str8 then come out as all kinds of queer. Make the world a better place.
soon buzzfeed articles will be like “writers of new post apocalyptic dystopian movie where kids have to kill each other hint that the main characters brother MIGHT be straight!
honestly,
living in a point-and-click/hidden object game must be so wild like
you
want to go to the shop to buy some milk? Okay just hop in the car.
except
you’ve lost your car keys.
so you
look around for them, but they’re nowhere to be found. you’ve recently found
there’s a mouse living in your house and you saw it holding something shiny
earlier. maybe its got your car keys? so you go to lure it out with some
cheese. except you don’t have any cheese in your fridge. so you go over to your
neighbour’s house and ask if you could borrow a little bit of cheese. they say
yeah but they need to find their handkerchief first. it’s gone missing and they
simply must have it. after some looking you spot it caught on a
telephone wire. your neighbour has a ladder but most of the rungs are broken.
so you go to the forest and gather up some wood. while there, you meet another
neighbour who’s lost their favourite necklace, and asks you to tell them if you
see it. there’s an a abandoned shed in the wood and in it you find a rusty old
hammer. there are nails, but they’re bent and rusty. so then you scout
around your house, your neighbours house, the wood, the shed, and your otherneighbours house, and collect up some random shards to metal that are just
lying around.
so go
back to your first neighbour’s house and fix the ladder with the rusty hammer
and random metal shards
using
the (dubiously-fixed) ladder, you get their hankie from the phone line. the
moment you’re back on the ground, the ladder breaks but who gives a fuck
because you got the handkerchief. you give the hankie to your neighbour,
they give you the cheese. you go and put the cheese outside a mousehole. the
mouse comes out
it’s
holding a marble.
it
drops the marble, and you pick it up.
you go
outside, and there’s a kid searching around. they lost their favourite marble,
but they found this nice necklace. you give the kid the marble. they give you
the necklace.
you go
back to the woods. your necklace-neighbour isn’t there. you go to their house.
they’re not there. you go to the handkerchief neighbour’s house. not there.
your house. not there. eventually you find them in some ignorable part of the
map that has had no relevance to now and will have no relevance again.
you
give the neighbour the necklace.
they
claim they found your car keys out in your drive.
finally
finally
you can go to the shop and get some milk
you go
home. read a specific piece of paper to get the code to your garage, and
collect three keys.
using
the keys and the code, you open your garage.
Watching World of Gumball is so weird. Dude has a best friend he does everything with, a steady girlfriend during junior high, and a stable, atomic family with no major financial trouble? Can’t relate.
It’s called the AMAZING World of Gumball, not the Mundane World of Gumball.
THERE ARE NO INTER-PERSONAL ISSUES IN THAT FAMILY
EVERYONE JUST LIKES EACHOTHER
IT’S TOO UNREALISTIC
That’s like saying “bobs burgers” is unrealistic because the families don’t hate each other
