“Now, I don’t have a sword, I have a fucking bonesaw. Because while I am a cleric, I also believe in the healing power of modern medicine. And by modern medicine I mean amputation.”
Weeding out the weak with the first page being full on spider-human transformation.
Tumblr will be a temporary platform for these comics, because as you can see it butchers long images on dashboard display. I’m currently working to set up a website.
twenty years ago there was a big to-do all about this new website called Ask Jeeves. back then, if you wanted to search the web, you used yahoo search, and back then, search indexing was SHIT
if you didn’t use the exact correct phrasing in your query, you didn’t find anything you wanted. and this was hard for humans to handle, because we’re used to asking questions, not parsing pieces of information into the most efficient phrases that will relate to larger banks of information
i was 8. i still read zoobooks. yahoo search was both dazzling and monumentally frustrating to me
so the thing about askjeeves.com was… you ask the search engine a question, and it uses algorithms to interpret your query to gather information, and respond to you in a human way. it was groundbreaking
two years later, google hit the web. i still remember being in the computer lab doing a research project and having a teacher tell me, “try this new search engine, its better than yahoo”
im telling you this because i know there are kids who were born into the age of Google… how good it got and how fast
because back then, search indexing still fucking SUCKED. back then there were people you knew who were “good at google” because you still needed to plug in the right words to find the right pages
today, i could reach into my pocket and pull out a device that both sees and hears me, and slur into the microphone “when was the sun born” and google will deliver me its age and all the theories and information surrounding the creation of our solar system
thats a lot of power to have. and when its that easy to get answers i want the comfort of knowing that you’re all taking the time to ask questions
This actually does work
Kids these days will never know the experience of asking Jeeves if he’s gay
adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too
“I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb”
have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’
please name an adult movie that isnt just sex, explosions, yelling and a cheap (and unbelievable) love story
Poking over a list of successful r-rated movies to jog my memory:
Terminator 2
Highlander
Saving Private Ryan
The Green Mile and Shawshank Redemption (really just put the a majority of Stephen King, his books tend to get uncut, R-rated adaptions instead of being watered down).
Blazing Saddles
Some of Robin Williams’ more adult movies like Good Morning Vietnam and Good Will Hunting
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Silence of the Lambs
All the Mad Max films
All the Alien Movies
That’s only the ones I’ve seen or know enough about to list in confidence because of glowing recommendations.
Don’t forget Pan’s Labyrinth
It’s important to note what the OP was talking about was a really flawed argument. Essentially a lowest common denominator versus High Art.
I mean…
Which one of these more exemplifies “deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too.”
Because I’m telling you it’s not the one that cast Rob Snyder.
