Edward was only 12 when he became a state alchemist, what are you doing with your life
well I have both arms so I think I’m doing pretty good
and my sibling remains in their own body so that’s a plus for me
I’m tall
my mom isn’t dead
My dad lives with me
my house remains unburnt and intact
milk tastes great
My cousin and her dog are two separate entities
ya’ll are savage
I’m not an unwitting pawn in a military conspiracy
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when ur asexual friend gives you good advice
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you can literally tell someones personality just by their favorite steven universe character
garnet - really chill and/or really gay
steven - pure and prob 15 or smth
lapis - a bitter shitposter, prob vapes, constantly arguing on tumblr
pearl - angsty gay who smokes weed probably
peridot - heres where it gets tricky. they can either be a massive shitposter whos a mentally ill mess OR theyre an anti sjw
jasper - really into buff girls and probably would die for jasper
amethyst - friends with almost everyone,,,we all love them
ruby - small gay who throws fits a lot
sapphire - slightly taller gay who throws less fits and is probably the best person to go to for advice
connie - will kick your ass dont fuck w them
greg - will go into long lengthy discussions over why greg is one of the best characters on the show
mayor dewey - bad tasterose - tries to find every way possible to believe that one day rose will come back
Tag yourself, I’m lapis
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“but being abused made you so kind!” being abused made me terrified of being anything less than perfectly accommodating and pleasing in an effort to protect myself from the violence my abuser reacted with but okay whatever
Also see “You’re so mean now. I liked you better before.”
You liked me when I was completely accommodating out of residual fear and now I have basic boundaries and a shred of self confidence it inconveniences you.
Cool story.
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It’s a shame great minds think alike. If they thought differently, we’d get double the great ideas.
Good news then. Great minds think alike but fools rarely differ
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