Silver Tongue

Jan 18

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averyterrible:

awful paleoconservative poet: people hate modernist trash, i will give the world the beautiful sonnets it desires

ordinary assholes: have you seen this poem about a cow licking bread?

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captainsnoop:

i havent bought final fantasy 15 because i can’t support a game where the boys don’t wear seatbelts 

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emmis-art-journey:

I imagine this happened frequently 

imagine them walking in the street and Dumbledore pointing at ugliest cats saying ‘that’s you’

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I’m imagining the epilouge but with Neville’s kid instead of Harry’s.

• Sensibly Named Child: Dad, what if the hat puts me in Slytherin?
• Neville: Then it means you really are a Slytherin. Do you have any idea how hard I begged to be a Hufflepuff? How hard I argued with the hat against Gryffindor? And you know what, it turns out the hat was right and I pulled the sword out of the hat and killed the snake. It's a magical hat and you're an eleven year old who thinks Axe works to attract girls. You know nothing, listen to the hat.

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chefpyro:

extradan:

chefpyro:

extradan:

extradan:

“I got you in my thighs”

dan why are you like this

DAN

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