when theres about to be drama in the group chat
Who the fuck makes tea like this?
i do when there’s about to be drama in the group chat
@kilalabunniesYou are not stupid.
You are not ugly.
You are not worthless.
You are not weak.
You are not a burden.
Your mental illness is lying to you.Fuck.
Also:
No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)
You’re not dumb.
You have great ideas.
Your smile isn’t ugly.
Neither is your laugh.
Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.
YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.
You don’t need to apologize, I actually AM very interested in our conversation.
YOU DON”T NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING.
in addition: yes i love you and your existence
Uhm… I really fucking needed to see this.
Yes, I am happy to hear from you.
You look nice today.
No, you aren’t being annoying.
Tell me more about the things you like, I’m interested in what you have to say.
If you changed your mind and can’t handle going out, we can hang out at home instead, I really don’t mind and I’m not mad at you.
Yes, I am really honestly happy that you’re here!
I think you’re pretty great actually.
Needed this and BOOSTING
needed this.
ALL OF THIS
Side note: if you tell me to stop apologizing, I will apologize for apologizing so much
(Source: technolojeeesus-blog, via robustquestioner)
resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do
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when theres about to be drama in the group chat
Who the fuck makes tea like this?
i do when there’s about to be drama in the group chat
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I want a Sharkboy and Lavagirl remake where the CGI is insanely good and the acting is super emotional and intriguing, but nothing about the story changes. Sharkboy still has to sing the dream song and mister Electricidad still has to go “YOU ARE IN MY CLASS!!! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND”
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first half of a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game: funny jokes, silly and quirky characters, doing nice things for people because it feels good
second half of a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game:
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The human body is over 70% water so really we are just advanced cucumbers with anxiety
(via just-shower-thoughts)
may:
may:
may:
sumtimes i just fill a pint glass with cold milk and drink it with a teaspoon
Why?
u appreciate every last spoon full of milk, not too much and not too little. you don’t feel that kind of appreciation if you just drink it Normally .
The cow that was dragged away from its mom sure didn’t apriciate it!!!
that’s stupid , cows can’t even use spoons
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alex hirsch planning out the puzzle: “this’ll keep ‘em busy for like… afew hours, maybe 5”
the people doing the puzzle:
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