Silver Tongue

Jan 18

pirate996:
phoenixxxdragon:
ellament451:
waterfallfish:
I told my homecoming date I’m just going to wear sweatpants to the dance and his reaction was ‘okay just let me know what color sweatpants so my tie can match’
he’s a keeper.
They’re* a keeper. Don’t assume they’re male
But the op said his
this is tumblr in a post

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tacticalsquad:

tacticalminded When your girl says you never get her flowers.. 😂

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hanabryanne:

bringmetwentyoneveilsatsix:
reverseracism:
maxvista:
anomaly1:
bytdwd:
dmc-dmc:
thesoftghetto:
calendrierroi:
mixed-apocalyptic:
didntfitthenarrative:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
thisiswhiteculture:
magnacarterholygrail:
clarknokent:
heartbreakes:
jesscaasqueaks:
50starsand13bars:
Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.
actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit.
The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look
The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look
The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look
The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look
the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look
The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look
The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift
The last one tho .^^^
the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit
The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit
Lmfao
The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit
The “without me?” outfit
The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit”
The “u got kik” outfit
The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit

The “I voted for harambe” outfit

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thefrenchiestfrytisi:

“let X say fuck” is honestly funnier to me if the character its applied to doesnt seem at all like theyd ever use even mild curse words or if they ALREADY have said fuck in the past numerous times and no one is stopping them from saying it again “let kirby say fuck” is just as funny to me as “let batman say fuck”

Let Pikachu say fuck!

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soaringsparrows:

demonshauntingcomputers:
New wave. Stupidgoth. Don’t care about existentialism or any ‘thinking’ shit we ain’t chumps!! Wear black cus I like it no concept behind it I look good that’s it. Don’t know math either

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