That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
i just had the most magical encounter ever omg. i stepped outside my house and was locking the door and i saw something moving behind me so i turned around and there was a balloon flying across the street towards me and it literally flew into my hands. like i didnt have to move or anything i was just absorbed into the moment and lifted my arms and it wedged itself between my hands, like we were lovers in a past life but i got reincarnated into a human and they got reincarnated into a balloon (sorry babe, shitty luck) and has just been aimlessly wandering the earth trying to find me
seeing a Bad Opinion post by a deleted account with a bunch of fresh reblogs tearing it apart as if theyre still listening like
Well a deleted account could indicate they just changed their url. I still get notes for two posts from when I used a different url than the one I do now.
