Silver Tongue

Jul 24

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neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

I think you mean pretty awesome.

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samtherandomperson:

scuzer:

scuzer:

HE STAND

@mx-bones HE STAND

This is when you should be scared

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Does that make them @markiplier?

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rapldashing:

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

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lalondes:

sweetstardrop:

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

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dinosaur-joshua:

batscoundrel:

theskaldspeaks:

THIS IS NOT AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT SKELETON

But it IS the GREAT PAPYRUS.

NYEH HEH HEHHH!

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