Silver Tongue

Jan 17

somethingsmellslikemettaton:

Bad Idea: Horror movie where the killer has mpd

Good Idea: Horror movie where the killer has flip flops so when the main characters hide they hear a menacing fwip fwip fwip

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tyrinecarver:

Our Lives in Exchange for a New Hope by TyrineCarver

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brydeswhale:

Her name is Noela Rukundo. Her husband hired hit men to kill her, but instead they kidnapped her, proved to her he had hired them, then dropped her off on the roadside with that proof.

Then she showed up at the funeral, got him arrested, and jailed.

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theonemusicmaniac:

writing-prompt-s:

A selfish, self-absorbed princess suddenly realizes she is a character in a story and begins arguing with you, the narrator.

Originally posted by mizushimo

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just-shower-thoughts:

When my PC gives the option to “eject” a USB stick, I expect it to get spat half way across the room

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astral–nymph:

frostdottir:

jaspersboy:

jaspersboy:

1. Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.
   
2. Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting
   

fuck, there goes my 2017 collection of reaction faces :/

Im crying

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petite-pumpkin:

Prototype tea party.

queerplatonic-ornstein:

thathomestar:

whiny baby game journos: GIVE US MORE DIFFICULTY MODES I DON’T WANT TO PLAY HARD GAMES

Rimworld developers: okay we have multiple difficulties, one of them is what we’d say is our most balanced experience and the others are for-

whiny baby game journos:

“I felt too ashamed to continue”

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