theres like, 3 different levels of awful app version of a website
youtube mobile: works okay i guess, probably got its definition of functionality from urban dictionary
facebook mobile: *unfriends 3 random ppl and pokes someone u haven’t spoken to in 6 years*
tumblr mobile: *unfollows 13 mutuals, blocks your cat (yes, even if u dont have a cat this will still happen), steals the declaration of independence, performs the Rite of AshkEnte, and manifests porn whenever you open it in public regardless of what blogs u follow*
it’s honestly hilarious how “did you just assume my gender?” Is a Funny Meme™ to cis people now bc in what universe is it ever safe to ask that question outside of like a very trans inclusive safe space. In what universe am I ever going to able to correct someone I just met on my pronouns or gender without feeling overwhelming fear for my personal safety? you fools just want to view us as irrational idiots who have no grasp on reality so that YOU don’t have to face the reality that your “trans people wanting to be themselves and be respected is funny/an inconvenience to me/a load of bullshit” rhetoric literally ends lives.
America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king
have yet to see a better analogy
Are you implying Hilary Clinton’s daughter will assassinate Donald Trump because I’m okay with this
Actually, if we follow the narrative, I think it would be the Obama daughters. Which would be even MORE awesome.
Malia’s gonna fight Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse while it’s on fire.
Didn’t Scar get killed by the hyenas, who turned against him when he tried to throw blame at them while begging for his life?
The equivalent would be Trump cornered by both Obama sisters on the White House roof (yes, while it’s on fire, I can totally believe that Trump will somehow lead to the White House catching fire at some point) insisting that “we’re all friends against the Republican establishment, it’s their fault” and Sasha and Malia quote one of Trump’s tweets back at him to tell him to get the fuck out; Trump scurries away and runs right into Pence and Cruz.
“Our fault, is it, Donald?”
Alternatively, since Scar originally gained the support of the hyenas by promising them a better life with lots of food, Trump is clearly going to fall off the roof of the White House into the arms of the Republican base that voted for him because he promised them a better economy.
Okay but then who’s going to dress in drag and do the hula?
