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i love how ana is concerned for everyone but w torbjorn shes just “well shit better luck next time!!!”
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concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit
woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something
woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody
half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas
does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?
“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”
SHE DOES NOW
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why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better
THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT
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plenty of fish in the sea but she’s the cutest
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I love werewolves
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The Orange Box is still the hottest deal there ever was
What about free pears day?
This post is for gamers only get out
Gamers cant enjoy a nice pear? Bitch what
you’re 👏 not 👏 a 👏 real 👏 game 👏 if 👏 you 👏 enjoy 👏 pears 👏
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