you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier”
ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING
yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie
Step one: Type something.
P E R F E C T.
sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION.
You see that little resize button on your menu?
Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit!
On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click.
THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!
STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW
When you click resize, this menu comes up.
I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately,
or all together
Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now.
wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom.
with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left
to the right
up
and down.
“BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL”
wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R
STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!!
now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like
and
But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions..
HOME RUN!
Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension…
(Step 5: Angular ratios)
See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations.
Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph
All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint.
I don’t hate lesbians. I hate erasure and people who only think of them self. I don’t hate those two specific people because they’re lesbian, I don’t even hate them, I’m just disappointed I’m them that they don’t care about the lgbt community.
my favorite thing is how post-redemption Zuko is so wryly sarcastic ok like omg
Firebending Masters: My great-grandfather Sozin happened. Firebending Masters when Aang makes them dance: This better teach us some really good fire bending. When they’re stuck: Think about our place in the universe?
The Boiling Rock: How are you gonna get there? On Appa? Last time I checked, prisons don’t have Bison Daycares.
The Southern Raiders: If you really want it to feel like old times, I could, uh … chase you around a while and try to capture you.
To Aang when he dismisses Katara’s anger: That’s cute, but this isn’t air temple preschool. It’s the real world.
The best of all:
“I know! We can show him all his baby pictures, and all the happy memories will make him good again!”
And, there’s more omfg– no wonder him and Sokka clicked, once Zuko loosened up he’s just as savagely sarcastic as Sokka, except Zuko’s is a lot more wry and Sokka’s is really jesting, but still. That’s why the two of them are #bros4lyfe on the Old Friends Poster.
WHY DID THEY GROW UP SO HOT. LOOK AT SOKKA’S BICEPS. LOOK AT ZUKO’S COCKY LITTLE SMIRK. THESE TWO LITTLE FUCKERS KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING HOT.
