Silver Tongue

Jan 15

captainsnoop:

nintendo: the microusb cable on the nes mini is for power only. you will not be able to use it to add anything to the system and we will not be releasing any additional games for it

the internet: immediately hacks it and uses the usb to load roms on to it and gets it running Doom for shits and giggles

nintendo:

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tekknoir:
“ ughjeez:
“ me when i gotta help my secretive friends
” ”

tekknoir:

ughjeez:

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me when i gotta help my secretive friends

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crystalgemclintbarton:
“ bigwordsandsharpedges:
“ korolevx:
“water is wet
”
it’s in the title
”
the fuck did you expect
”
It’s almost like a series of unfortunate events is a series in which there are many events that are unfortunate happen

crystalgemclintbarton:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

korolevx:

water is wet

it’s in the title

the fuck did you expect

It’s almost like a series of unfortunate events is a series in which there are many events that are unfortunate happen

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Rick and Morty, from someone who's never seen it

outofcontextdnd:

Dwarf Warrior: Useless? how dare you we liberated the hell out of that farmstead!

DM: Everyone died, you unleashed an eldritch abomination, and got a small child murdered!

Dwarf Warrior: But the farm was liberated.

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dukeorsinos-gaycrisis:

viktor-risjak:

manicpixiedreamdragon:

banal-adventures:

necro-romantic:

macklesufficient:

macklesufficient:

macklesufficient:

but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd

no one’s answered my question

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS AN UNDERGRAD

IMAGINE HEARING ABOUT THE DUDEBRO LIVING NEXT TO U IN THE DORMS “yah dave dropped out cuz he built a fucking person”

victor frankenstein was a little bITCH and he had no degree at all, he was at college for like, a year and then he was like “lol these bitches ain’t got nothing on me” and he just got an apartment and stopped going to school so he could build a person. i don’t think he even formally dropped out, he just kind of disappeared and nobody even questioned it because that’s what you expect when some cocky asshole comes to class like “i know more than everyone in this school and one day i’m going to prove it by ending dEATH ITSELF” 

fucking bullshit victor, come home and eat some goddamn soup you wussass teenager 

fucking trashass motherfucker 19 year old sin machine

go get ur liver pecked by birds u mess of a human being

i am never going to let the world forget that victor frankenstein spent 90% of the novel moping instead of doing literally anything else. actual quote from emo kid victor frankenstein “my only solace was silence - deep, dark, deathlike silence” like HOW EXTRA

You’d almost think Mary Shelly was taking inspiration from someone she knew….

Leave Lord Byron alone

Lord Byron deserves what he gets and he knows it

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doctrwho:

everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it

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