Silver Tongue

Jan 15

best-of-memes:
“  The shadow on his shirt makes it look like the guy in the back is badly photoshopped into the picture.
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best-of-memes:

The shadow on his shirt makes it look like the guy in the back is badly photoshopped into the picture.

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New Sitcom Idea

billykaplxn:

majorgenerally:

billykaplxn:

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

“What sort of sperm donor did you use?”

“God.”

“Yeah, I know, I’m being intrusive. I’m sorry. It’s just Dave can’t have kids and we were thinking we might have to go that root. And your daughter is so perfect. I just thought.”

“No, look, our sperm donor was literally God. Angels showed up and everything. Random people just gave us gifts when she was born and starting crying.”

HOLY SHIT LMFAO

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lerayon:
“ trishamagician:
“ alongcameafandom:
“ I WAS LOOKING FOR BODY PILLOWS AD FOUND THIS
IM CRYING
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I needed this in my life
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You know it’s gonna be good when it starts with, “Here’s the plan, sister.” ”

lerayon:

trishamagician:

alongcameafandom:

I WAS LOOKING FOR BODY PILLOWS AD FOUND THIS 
IM CRYING

I needed this in my life

You know it’s gonna be good when it starts with, “Here’s the plan, sister.”

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boobwindowkirk:
“ camefromtheashes:
“ Oh fuck no
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reblog to be blessed by the transcendent deer of eternity
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boobwindowkirk:

camefromtheashes:

Oh fuck no

reblog to be blessed by the transcendent deer of eternity

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absurd-ailurophile:

atalana:

you know for all the lazytown memes i’m surprised no one’s dug up the old website yet

like

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look at this fucking dinosaur

it’s got everything

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character clips ft. horrifically low res images

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a very early 2000s version of whatever this game is called i forget

and my personal favourite

every so often robbie rotten shows up on screen

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and you have to pick him up

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and drag him into the trash

I am crying.

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

the camera movements in far cry 3 make me nauseous, especially while driving a vehicle

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Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

princessfailureee:

molothoo:

swaywithb:

stappls:

riverofmemoriesft:

alicaneiceindigo:

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Born in 1999 and remember all of this. Particularly the dangerous scooters.

My childhood

Damn it I’m old.
Wtf do kids use now?

Damn i wasn’t prepared for this trip.

wow memories

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caprisunsport:

caprisunsport:

the thing im gonna miss the most about the obama administration is the onions articles about joe biden

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