in the iphone calendar you can go back into the thirteenth century and beyond???? i didn’t even scroll back as far as it went because i was scared of break the space time continuum what is this did you guys know that disease ridden peasants woke up on january sixth fucking 1207 and it was a fucking saturday
It goes all the way back to the year 1 AD and then it starts GOING BACKWARDS up again like BC but without the negatives. i scheduled a haircut for myself on january 17 1 AD. i don’t know why apple gave me the ability to do this
i missed my haircut appointment by over two thousand years
Go back to right before hte ice age and schedual star gazing for hte meteor shower
if anyone ever tries to call you immature or insult you for refusing to watch a show after your favorite character dies, kindly point them to the english renaissance. queen elizabeth i was so pissed off when shakespeare killed off one of his side characters that she not only ordered him to resurrect the asshole, she royally commanded him to write another play entirely centered on the character and give him a happy ending
ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want
“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.
ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao
Drinking vemon won’t do much other than leave a bad taste in your mouth unless you have open sores or ulcers or some way for it to get in your system. Venom will be desolved by the digestive juices in your stomach. It’s not poison.
