Silver Tongue

Jan 14

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doktorpeace:

genderkills:

the knife emoji but capitalized

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quartz-poker:
“ widjetarcs:
“ foxxadams:
“(via I am right and you’re wrong.)
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YES
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That’s clearly the “Fasten your seatbelts” sign from an airplane.
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quartz-poker:

widjetarcs:

foxxadams:

(via I am right and you’re wrong.)

YES

That’s clearly the “Fasten your seatbelts” sign from an airplane.

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hooligan-nova:

artists-help:

bickpen:

asieybarbie:

euclase:

Dear Tumblr,

All those posts you see of young artists charging $3, $6, $10 for a drawing because they need help? That’s fucking exploitation, and fuck you if you think it’s reasonable or a “good deal" to pay nickels and dimes to squeeze a full-color original drawing out of some talented, hardworking kid because things are tight, and they can’t afford their textbooks. Or food. They sure as hell can’t afford to make you art for $6.

Instead, stop. And ask them where you can donate. If you can afford a $6 drawing, then you can afford to spend $6 simply to help someone. You don’t need internal organs as payment.

Don’t allow young artists to be exploited.

this and this some more.

I’d go one step further and say: Offer to pay them decent Illustration wages instead if you still want a drawing, say around $20/hour. That way not only will you blow their socks off with your kindness and respect for their abilities, but you will also endow them with a sense of worth that they’re probably hurting for after being surrounded by the sort that makes them feel like their services are so worthless.

Illustration is a professional skill requiring years of training and dedication, regardless if there’s a school involved. If you enjoy that artist’s work and want to help them out, either donate like suggested above or else pay them what their work is worth and pass on the word.

Basically!

And if someone claims something that took you an hour to draw isn’t worth at least around $10 per hour of work, dont listen to their bullying. To the non-artist, its hard to see the worth in art especially if they didn’t put 10, 5, 2 or even 1 years of solid effort to get to the level of artistic ability there are today.

If the person complaining is still unhappy with the price despite that reasoning? Well let THEM make their own drawing themselves and spend the $10 elsewhere. GL to them getting the level of artistry you have without those years of experience they put behind them!

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Honestly, I make designs for people for free, but someone offered me $20 for one once and I nearly cried.

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potassiumpound:
“i was really surprised to see this hadn’t been done yet, so i bit the bullet :p
so i give you, “gonzo shimada” ”

potassiumpound:

i was really surprised to see this hadn’t been done yet, so i bit the bullet :p

so i give you, “gonzo shimada”

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necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
“ POKEDDEXY Challenge Day 23: Fave Single-Stage Pokemon
The cutest bane of every Safari Zone-hunter’s existence
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necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

POKEDDEXY Challenge Day 23: Fave Single-Stage Pokemon

The cutest bane of every Safari Zone-hunter’s existence

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doublearabianpunchfrontlayout:
“ number368:
“ bigmammallama5:
“ winterstar95:
“ itswalky:
“ wackd:
“ itswalky:
“ spockvarietyhour:
“ HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED
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Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off. Something else...

doublearabianpunchfrontlayout:

number368:

bigmammallama5:

winterstar95:

itswalky:

wackd:

itswalky:

spockvarietyhour:

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

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Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

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She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

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Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

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now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

This is the reason I am on tumblr

#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

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problem solved 

Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed

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