Silver Tongue

Jul 19

In 90s kids went outside to play. In 2000s kids stayed inside to play video games. As of last week, Kids are going outside to play video games.

Not quite true. Pokémon has always had an incentive to go outside. Before it was to trade with your friends. Now it’s to conquer them.

(via just-shower-thoughts)

Anonymous asked: Zakk tomorrow?

Can someone explain this? I really don’t know what you’re trying to say.

monobeartheater:

“you wanted a coke right? Oh a pepsi?? No man we don’t have any pepsi im gunna get you a coke”

(Source: zay4ik, via dan-mcneely)

neonspectrum:

tumblr has a lot of nerve to put in ads that auto play music on their page considering that audio posts i click on only work half the time.

(via gearholder)

Anonymous asked: You find a book that allows you to rewrite the rules of the universe and basically transform anything. How long until you use it fir freaky sexy stuff? Additionally, while TFing is a given, would there be any non TF applications you'd use it for?

acesentialsketches:

All my friends who wanna be a pony will get to be a pony! And non-pony, that’s fine too.
I’m guessing you meant in your second question “non-sexual applications”, since how can you use TF in a non-TF manner?
It’d make upgrading my computer easier. Why buy a GTX1080 when I can turn my current GTX980 into one?

You could turn copper into gold and become super rich by selling a bunch of solid gold pennies, no pun intended

@gluttonace birthday is in a few days so I drew them some messy eating Gil. It’s really fun to draw strange anatomy like tummy mouths!

tenthgrader:

when u go on an anime wikia to check up on ya favourite character and see the word “was”

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scotchtapeofficial:

yiffmaster:
justrux:
smashandwavedash:
stealingspectra:
badpearl:
yiffmaster:
leave literal children alone holy shit
i absolutely hate the trend of making fun of literal children trying to be positive, kind, and compassionate, while discovering themselves. keep your spite and bitterness to yourself
people who post this kinda shit need to stay the fuck away from kids
like honestly this is so damaging, it’s 100% adults bullying children and it needs to stop
You literally can’t make a fucking joke on this website like holy shit lol
Nothing to see here, just tumblr overreacting
my dude teenagers are made to feel self-conscious and jaded enough without adults mocking them on a public forum to feel better about themselves
like
how hard is it to be nice to children
i am a fucking teenager you dolt
stop reblogging this shitty fucking post because every time you do i get WAVES of shit in my inbox including people telling me to die and it. is. destroying me.
for gods sake. please fucking stop.

Wasn’t that the one where the whole joke was that it took place when you were fourteen?

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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