Silver Tongue

Jan 13

nikkiwash3r3:
tunnelsnakesfool:
mystrothedefender:
sleepy-yung-mane:
somebody: If you had a superpower, what would it be?
most people: *some comic book shit*
me:
“What’s your superpower?” “Bethesda glitch.”
Originally posted by themalevolentmagisplash
It’s a unique skill set
Originally posted by spacerist
Very unique

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drewboigenius:

karajames:
poonpie:
thesoftgrape:
thehumorousace:
lgbtqpjo:
People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.
Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.
In case you were confused 👌
Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays
White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”
White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”
HahahhahahHhaha

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thewinterwulf:

I CUT
MY HAIR
ON MY OWN

SHOW!

jestre:

rosenrot234:
When did Overwatch become the Steven Universe fandom? Holy shit.
Complaints over sinking ships? What else is new?

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peachfuzzcomics:

#14: Matters
Just kicking off 2017 with important reminders.

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tami-taylors-hair:

“Nobody ever used their tax dollars to help me!” says local man who drives on roads, gets his trash collected, has clean water, sends his kids to school, utilizes the police and fire departments, walks his dog in the park, receives mail, and also possess no sense of self reflection.

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