reaper:
by the way youre one to lecture people about aesthetic choices
widowmaker:
oh, okay mr screws my creepy mask to my face because of a Look, do go on.
reaper:
youve literally got spider:nightmare tattooed on your skin. and a bigass black widow in your back. and fucking, spider goggles???? the grappling hook that makes you look like low budget tobey maguire spiderman??
widowmaker:
i am andrew garfield spiderman AT WORST you son of a bitch!!!
reaper:
OH MAN I WONDER WHAT YOUR CALLSIGN WOULD BE, OH WHAT A SURPRISE ITS WIDOWMAKER. what, were you just like ILL MAKE WIDOWS OUT OF EVERYONE. ill kill your husband!!! ill kill her husband!!! hell, ill kill MY OWN--
widowmaker:
reaper:
oh my god. fuck.
widowmaker:
no no. say it.
reaper:
listen, i--
widowmaker:
i want you to look me in all eight of my eyes and say that to my face you shadow the hedgehog motherfucker.
“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat”
I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch
I feel like this needs to be Seussified.
I will bitch about heat. I will bitch about cold. I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.
I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about.
I STILL TAKE A LONG TIME TO DRAW OK looking abs HHahA SOBS AND LIES DOWN but yeah!! GO LOOK AND Some real life abs i promise you it’ll be ten times more helpful than my crude doodles!!
PLS TAKE THIS WITH A GRAIN OF ASALT AND Hope this helps u out a little!!
