Silver Tongue

Jul 17

Of course she looks better with make-up on dumbass why tf would she spend $50 to look the same

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ive-got-a-dark-side:

lotrlocked:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

smurflewis:

gaysfinest:

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

This is the parent I want to be omg

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neophyte-redglare:

pokemon-personalities:

bulbysaur is so pure. he’s my new best friend

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ah…this ivysaur isnt ripe yet..i will put it back in the ground

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just-shower-thoughts:

The reason why Ash kept falling for Team Rocket’s shitty schemes and costumes is because Ash is a 10 year old child.

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with all this cishet asexual discourse i’d like to remind you that:

youracediscourseisshit:

weirdmageddon:

- homo/bi/pan-romantic & trans asexuals exist
- they make up a majority of the ace community and they care about protecting the lgbt community because they are a part of it
- generalizing the ‘ace community’ and referring it only to cishet aces is still harmful to lgbt aces, because some people (like me) need clarification because we assume you’re hating the asexual ideology as a whole, and as a result, hating a part of our own identity
- it makes them feel like only half of their identity is accepted in the community
- lgbt asexuals are are getting no consideration or are even being addressed in all this
- please don’t ignore lgbt asexuals or shove them under the rug, because they are being hurt in this too. be considerate with your words
- lgbt asexuals are valid and please make sure your local lgbt asexual is feeling safe and give them support because they are having a hard time right now and are caught in the middle of a shitstorm
- we don’t want this fighting, we’re torn and confused and feeling unsafe and unsure
- to all lgbt asexuals reading this: i love you please stay safe and don’t have a breakdown like i did

This is a Good Post™.

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kawaiilluminatii:
“ dasfreefree:
“ i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
” ”

kawaiilluminatii:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

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naamahdarling:

12yearsaking:

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

Yes, Black men in majority white spaces do. If I don’t smile every single second of the day my coworkers become in intimidated and start asking me what’s wrong, telling me to smile, make jokes about how I’m trying to be a thug/act hard, why am I angry, etc. And it’s not just white men at my job God FORBID I my large Black ass makes a white girl feel threaten because I’m sitting down with a neutral expression.

I’m not trying to take this post away from women and make it about Black men but I want to point out that wether it’s patriarchy or white supremacy; those who feel as if they have power over you HATE to see you not smile. They are so used to people like you smiling to gain their approval that when you don’t there’s a cognitive dissonance that makes them extremely uncomfortable.

That’s why “angry Black women” is a thing. They have to put on a smile for everyone (yes even feminist white women) or we all get uncomfortable.

This is such an amazing response.

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PSA

chronicillnessmemes:

There is a really, shitty hoax going around now that if you email Nintendo proof of your disability they will unlock “secret” disabled permissions for Pokemon Go. 

Please stop sharing this rumor and shut it down when you are able to.  And if you have reblogged this rumor, please take the time to reblog a correction.

It’s an extremely mean-spirited response to disabled people’s disappointment that they can’t play the game due to mobility (and other) issues.

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