Silver Tongue

Jul 17

meganbagels:

youcanthandelthetruth:

Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.

Ideal pronoun

(via deep-sea-prince)

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kokeyaw:
“ Dreemurr.
”

kokeyaw:

Dreemurr.

(via sigmatique-deactivated20170313)

nanabriere:
“ Ipad sketch
”

nanabriere:

Ipad sketch

(via sigmatique-deactivated20170313)

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Jul 16

amseastan:
“almost isometric
”

amseastan:

almost isometric

(via scafe-dragon)

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pr0jectneedlemouse:
“ xaviiana:
“ ok this one was really good.
”
Solid gold.
”

pr0jectneedlemouse:

xaviiana:

ok this one was really good.

Solid gold.

(Source: needles-archives, via pembrokewkorgi)

just-shower-thoughts:

A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.

(via just-shower-thoughts)