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So the worst part about working at a resort at Disney is that we have “have a magical day!” engrained into our brains.
And we sell condoms.
When people buy condoms and you hand them the bag like “HAVE A MAGICAL NIGHT!!!!”
They either blush or wink or go wide eyed and !!!!! It’s AWKWARD
This just made my night.
Did it make your night magical?
(via ryukodragon)
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“I throw my kebab at the vampire.”
“It dies.”
“What?”
“Garlic.”
I always thought it was ridiculous that in movies giant creatures like dragons or monsters don’t immediately kill the humans. Then I remembered how humans act around spiders and realized that those giant creatures are actually probably terrified of us.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
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Brb, just taking out the trash
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