Silver Tongue

Jan 11

tillytroylertylertroye:
“ popularhistorian:
“ katherinearandez:
“ special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
“ abhortion:
“ atheistrose:
“ domesticabusewillsaveusall:
“ So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so…...

tillytroylertylertroye:

popularhistorian:

katherinearandez:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

abhortion:

atheistrose:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

wait what

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tetratheripper:
“ She already knows…
by TetraTheRipper
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tetratheripper:

She already knows…

by TetraTheRipper

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To the anon who asked me a question

First I”m not going to publish it because I refuse to give trolls any traffic. Second, no it’s not true. I am strongly against child porn and will never look at it. It’s fucking disgusting. It’s just as stupid as the time people accused the crewniverse of being pedophiles for saying let people ship what they want.

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lillipup:
“ verifiedaccount:
“ clubdevo:
“check out this absolutely godawful album title i had to see at the record store today
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if you go through the notes the members of this band found the post and are taking shots at their ex drummer who is also...

lillipup:

verifiedaccount:

clubdevo:

check out this absolutely godawful album title i had to see at the record store today

if you go through the notes the members of this band found the post and are taking shots at their ex drummer who is also in the notes responding to them

if you don’t wanna scroll through 7000+ notes to find the discourse, here it is presented in screenshot form

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additionally: “my fursona is a glock” and “things are most beautiful just as they’re about to end” for your listening pleasure

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(Source: BuzzFeed, via gearholder)

wetorturedsomefolks:

like i can’t explain it very well but the idea that /pol/ inadvertently started the piss rumor is so, so much funnier to me than the idea that it’s actually true and on some kgb videotape or whatever the fuck. wealthy men have weird stupid fetishes all of the time. if you told me that donald trump hired a few escorts and had them piss on his head twice a week every week it wouldn’t faze me at all. who would even be surprised? it’s just infinitely funnier to think about some maladjusted 17 year old racist with a rare pepe folder writing a piss fanfiction as a joke and, a few months later, just sweating as he reads about that fanfiction having somehow become a rumor passed through official channels among the most powerful politicians in the world and damaging his hero’s reputation 

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prousts:
“ autonomous-geordie:
“ marlbororedgirl:
“ stunningpicture:
“ $180,000 Aston Martin killed by $200 pink car
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aesthetic
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Class war.
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#stuart semple attacking anish kapoor
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prousts:

autonomous-geordie:

marlbororedgirl:

stunningpicture:

$180,000 Aston Martin killed by $200 pink car

aesthetic

Class war.

#stuart semple attacking anish kapoor

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