the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???
*narrows eyes*
As I said before give 1 of 2 responses: 1) Smile and shake you head and point to nothing, “Oh no, he doesn’t like pizza.” Then close the door. 2) Wide eyes and whisper in a scared voice. “You can see her too.”
IT GOT BETTER
Turn around and yell at the nothing “You were supposed to stay hidden!”
YOU CAN SEE HER TOO?!
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— My Girlfriend.
