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you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”
I officially claim “kill two chickens with one buried hatchet”
I like “Play second fiddle while Rome burns”, “Curiosity killed the goose that lays the golden egg”, and “Night owl in shining armour”.
Don’t choke on your chickens before they hatch
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Donkey Kong’s coconut gun can, in fact, FIRE IN SPURTS.
IF HE SHOOTS YOU, IT IS GOING TO HURT.
Spread this like wildfire.
not gonna say it again. hes bigger, faster, and stronger too.
Keep on the look out for other armed individuals, because it has been confirmed that he is but only the first member of the DK Crew
(Source: sn0wbro, via )
alrighty friends i was bored so i made a what rock are you? quiz
please take to raise awareness of rocks and spread the geology love
put what rock you are in tags as it’s v important to me as a person
(Source: havenotweaffections, via wuffleton)
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friendlyneighborhoodtrashgirl asked: What kind of Pokemon are at your restaurants?
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