whenever I feel bad about having a weird name I remind myself that C.S. Lewis’ middle name was Staples
When I was a kid, one of my family members quoted the first line of Dawn Treader—“There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it"—and I said, “Brave words from a man whose name was Clive Staples Lewis,” and my mom lost it.
DISTURB NOT THE HARMONY OF FIRE, ICE, OR LIGHTNING, LEST THESE TITANS WREAK DESTRUCTION UPON THE WORLD IN WHICH THEY CLASH. THOUGH THE WATER’S GREAT GUARDIAN WILL RISE TO QUELL THE FIGHTING, ALONE ITS SONG WILL FAIL, THUS THE EARTH SHALL TURN TO ASH
the tumblr fandom apparently forgets that junkrat and roadhog are actual violent criminals and not just Wacky Adventure Bros
their violent crimes canonically include hijacking ice cream trucks/accidental insurance fraud/literally stealing candy from children, people preferring to play up their endearing/comic relief traits over their Super Grim Dark ones honestly does not seem like that dire of a misinterpretation
there’s official art of roadhog drinking from a dainty teacup and running away carrying an armful of stolen stuffed animals, and two of junkrats hero slides show him 1. hitting himself in the balls and 2. performing a rocket jump with childlike glee
the tumblr fandom apparently forgets that the Super Mario Brothers are actual violent Goomba killing criminals and not just Wacky Adventure Bros
how do u ACCIDENTALLY commit insurance fraud
The only scenario I can think of is someone owning a horse that’s insured and the losing it in a bet. Then being tricked into buying it, thinking it’s a different horse of a purer breed, and getting it insured for way more than it originally was.
“it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway” one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.
