Silver Tongue

Jan 08

Shitposting is like the lottery. the odds of hitting big increase with each one you make. So by that logic, shit post a lot to get famous. Don’t even think about it, just type in words in any order without any consideration of what they might mean

thischick25:

just-shower-thoughts:

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend

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robotbisexual:

louislumbarcurve:

carryonmy-assbutt:

katodown:

babblingbug:

zombb-8:

gingahhh:

when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion

They need to take a page from John Boyega’s book. That purple suit. Hot damn.

Not forgetting the all red, and the one with the blue blazer…….

In case people missed the red suit and his blue look: 

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And then the gorgeous purple Decepticon one: 

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damn son

I see your John Boyega and would also like to add Michael B. Jordan 

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also, it’s not red carpet but I refuse to ignore these beauties:

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Man I almost get personally offended when I see posts about dope ass red carpet suits and I don’t see anyone mention Nick Cannon:

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….and its not just the suit, he rocks the iconic shoes and hats too. 

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Please how can anyone be leaving these out

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kiraraboshi:
“I’m at soup
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WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHS AT THE SOUP STORE!?

kiraraboshi:

I’m at soup 

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WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHS AT THE SOUP STORE!?

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pembrokewkorgi:

tristikov:

metal-queer-solid:

tasty-poptard:

zetsubonna:

united-states-nationalist:

metal-queer-solid:

crushwhatsweak:

metal-queer-solid:

crushwhatsweak:

Greece is actually bankrupt up, but American’s just want to bitch about a racist flag and gun control.

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5 yard penalty, repeat 1st down.

Football sucks and you can suck me from the back.

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Penalties will be assessed on the kickoff.

I’m glad to see the referee meme back.

This meme is completely new to me and I immediately, unironically love it.

We need to resurrect this meme for 2017.

HOLY SHIT THIS HAS 142K NOTES ON IT?

Football fallacies is so good lol.

@piratedashmod

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pidgexgunderson:

poofypants:

pidgexgunderson:

i had a dream where there was a new Move and it was a dab but the arms go down instead of up and the hand by ur head was a fist and it was called the Crunch

maddy i’m sorry to hijack your post but 

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that’s the team magma pose

holy shit

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i-am-having-an-emotion:
“ bruinuck:
“ im so confused what does this mean
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it means gop teens is an amazing satire
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This is the epitome of poes law.

i-am-having-an-emotion:

bruinuck:

im so confused what does this mean

it means gop teens is an amazing satire

This is the epitome of poes law.

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heirloombabydoll:

aphroditeinfurs:

u kno what’s remarkable about Robert De Niro like ppl always talk about his acting prowess but did anyone notice his full head of hair at the age of 73?

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how does he do it? and no I don’t think it’s a toupee or hair transplant I don’t see any lace lines or forehead scars it’s natural. in fact De Niro is a man who took risks w his hair throughout his career. in 1987 he shaved the front of his head to play the balding Al Capone in The Untouchables:

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he was like 44 how did he know it was gonna even grow back? he didn’t. he took the risk of permanent frontal baldness to play Capone. few years later he had a full head of hair as u can see in this still of Goodfellas in which he is strangling the toupee seller Morrie:

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even riskier, he shaved the front of his hairline yet again to play Bernie Madoff in a TV movie 2 years ago:

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and yet again it grew back! this is a magic man with some of the best hair in history baldness can never stop him he is Immune and All Powerful

Robert de Niros lucky scalp reblog in 5 seconds to postpone your balding

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chefpyro:

*sits on a park bench feeding the pidgeons* come get your content, my followers

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