Silver Tongue

Jan 07

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Character Descriptions in 2017

patrickat:

“…with eyes so blue that Anish Kapoor is not allowed to gaze into them.”

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zabchan:

when people come into your inbox to complain about how you ship your rarepair and youre just like, “excuse me?

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birdghost:

papatulus:

friend-rice:

snowysauropteryx:

snowysauropteryx:

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

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old boys

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

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no-one-has-this-url-but-me:
“THE FACT THAT THIS WAS AN OPTION ON THE RUBY SHIP MEANS THAT THERE ARE GEMS THAT ARE CONSTANTLY THIS SIZE WHERE ARE THEY I NEED THEM.
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no-one-has-this-url-but-me:

THE FACT THAT THIS WAS AN OPTION ON THE RUBY SHIP MEANS THAT THERE ARE GEMS THAT ARE CONSTANTLY THIS SIZE WHERE ARE THEY I NEED THEM.

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fatmomsgetfit:
“I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW
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For the last time, I just found out I’m a ghost! holy fuck i need to figure out what I need to do to...

fatmomsgetfit:

I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW

For the last time, I just found out I’m a ghost! holy fuck i need to figure out what I need to do to get on with the afterlife!

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