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“…with eyes so blue that Anish Kapoor is not allowed to gaze into them.”
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when people come into your inbox to complain about how you ship your rarepair and youre just like, “excuse me?
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Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend.
UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK
old boys
it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms
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THE FACT THAT THIS WAS AN OPTION ON THE RUBY SHIP MEANS THAT THERE ARE GEMS THAT ARE CONSTANTLY THIS SIZE WHERE ARE THEY I NEED THEM.
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I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW
For the last time, I just found out I’m a ghost! holy fuck i need to figure out what I need to do to get on with the afterlife!