Silver Tongue

Jan 07

thexfiles:

carrie fisher didn’t get laid to rest in a prozac-shaped urn for us not to take our meds…………. so take your meds

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The “I Probably Shouldn’t Have Pets” Starter Pack

breaktimewritings:

irljimmy:

robot707:

goldfishgeek:

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Could someone tell me what’s wrong with meowmix?

seems that it’s made some cats sicker (puking uncontrollably) and has been infested with bugs often, also in general, i think it’s probably just low grade and can give cats problems (like purina for dogs)

That betta fish tank was REALLY rustling my jimmies but then I saw the rodent and rabbit cages and now it just makes me sad for humanity.

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leggyre:

1venty79:

leggyre:

leggyre:

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people are saying this happens because Sparkling Aria cures burns, so if your Pokémon has a burn he will try to heal it and make that heal extra good by doing a z-move instead of a normal one

and if that’s not fitting for him then i don’t know what is

Here’s a hilarious video of this phenomena. 

hau caught destroying innocent players on camera

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giraffesonparade:

giraffesonparade:

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

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MEAT WITHOUT FEET

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animeteenager:

When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day

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dangerousmew:
“Red yes
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dangerousmew:

Red yes

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mint-and-love:
“I meant to put popufur but spam bots instantly liked it??????
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I think paw-pular would bea better pun

mint-and-love:

I meant to put popufur but spam bots instantly liked it??????

I think paw-pular would bea better pun

Overwatch but everytime a fan gets upset about tracer  being gay another hero becomes gay

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